Portland Pimp's Stupid Nike Lawsuit Thrown Out
Remember that moron who tried to sue Nike for $100 million because he was wearing Js when he kicked the crap out of a dude? Well his case has been heard before an actual judge, and Nike lawyers actually showed up. The result? It was thrown out and deemed a 'waste of time' by the judge. Nike's lawyers spoke for 90 seconds, and the brutal idiot rambled for 23 minutes – how poetic for a case against Jordan Brand. Read more about the madness at Oregon Live.